One of the better ideas Joe and I have had on our lunch breaks was a Laurel Street version of Scarface's 'My Block'. Now that I've been on the street for exactly one year, I finally had enough material to put a ditty together. You have to know the song to get it, though.
♫ ♫ Since last July it's been the same ol' thing on my block
You're either out on bail or a young professional on my block
Friends in SUVs "have to be fucking crazy" to park on my block
Bedraggled moms ask for bread on my block
Multigrain or white? They'll take whatever you got
On my block
Bedraggled moms ask for bread on my block
Multigrain or white? They'll take whatever you got
On my block
Where half-way and century homes co-exist
My block
The 'I need two dollars' guy is usually pissed
My block
There's a rotten old creek with shopping carts in it
On my block
♫ ♫ Weekday mornings it's the same ol' thing on my block
My block
The 'I need two dollars' guy is usually pissed
My block
There's a rotten old creek with shopping carts in it
On my block
♫ ♫ Weekday mornings it's the same ol' thing on my block
I walk to work while people work to walk on my block
Last night's blood in their veins, but they're up early to hustle my block
Ducks cross the road; I hope they're not breakfast on my block
It's the start of another day on Laurel, whether its residents like it or not
On my block
It's the start of another day on Laurel, whether its residents like it or not
On my block
Where Winnebagoes hide from the cops
My block
Cabbies talk of a brothel where you can get whatever you want
My block
Cabbies talk of a brothel where you can get whatever you want
My block
A hairy man leers out a window that never shuts
On my block
♫ ♫ Every weekend it's the same ol' thing on my block
Profane lovers' quarrels spill onto the streets of my block
'Jerome' yells "Fuck welfare!" as his girlfriend kicks him off of my block
Someone jumps out a third-floor window and the cops are back on my block
Some of them wave to me now because they're here a lot
On my block
The men are usually shirtless
The men are usually shirtless
My block
There's a free bottle return service
My block
My block
But strangely I no longer get nervous
On my block
7 comments:
Reminds me of Ottawa.
- Scott
"I walk to work while people work to walk on my block" is definitely my favourite line.
And no shout-out for the 16-year-old suburban girls fiending for some E? Shame.
Scott: very much like your Ottawa 'hood, except here it's only one block whereas in O-town it seems like an entire part of town has gone to seed. Good for rental prices at least, I guess.
Mike: I thought about our encounter with those wayward youths, but it simply wasn't crazy enough to make the verse.
Maybe it's also because that incident legitimately saddened me as those young girls had no business being on Laurel Street yet. You fail at life then end up there, not the other way around.
hahaha is this on the wedding playlist?
~Pinchy
And easy on those "wayward youths" some of them turn out just fine, or so I hear........ :P
[url=http://seghan.ru/go.php?sid=2][img]http://banners.servized.com/current/gif/ed_720x90_1.gif[/img][/url]
[url=http://old-drugstore.net/]What is/are Zovirax Tablets?[/url]
What are acyclovir tablets or capsules?
ACYCLOVIR (Zovirax®) treats certain types of viral infections, specifically herpes infections. Acyclovir
pleasure not cure herpes infections; it choice remedy the sores heal faster and help to ease the annoyance or discomfort.
Sometimes acyclovir is given to improve enjoin the infection from coming back. Acyclovir also treats shingles
and chickenpox infections. Generic acyclovir tablets and capsules are available.
What should I acquaint someone with something my health care provider ahead I gain possession of this medicine?
They prerequisite to know if you comprise any of these conditions:
•dehydration
•neurological infection
•kidney murrain
•seizures (convulsions)
•an unprecedented or allergic reaction to acyclovir, ganciclovir, valacyclovir, valganciclovir, other medicines, foods, dyes, or preservatives
•significant or vexing to receive pregnant
•breast-feeding
[url=http://best-drugstore.aoaoaxxx.ru/][img]http://i079.radikal.ru/0910/b9/3f666eb40896.jpg[/img][/url]
[url= ]zovirax genital herpeszovirax ointment price [/url]
zovirax herpes zosterzovirax chicken pox
[url= ]zovirax cold soreszovirax herpes simplex [/url]
order cheap Zovirax very buy without prescriptionFind cheap Zovirax no prescription
[url= ]buy cheap Zovirax overnightcheapest buy Zovirax online [/url]
buy Zovirax online bestellenFind Zovirax online purchase
[url= ]by buy Zovirax onlinecheapest place to Find buy Zovirax online [/url]
buy Zovirax order onlineFind Zovirax prescriptions online
[url= ]order buy Zovirax online clinic ukFind buy Zovirax online without prescription [/url]
Find buy Zovirax online cheapbuy Zovirax canada pharmacy online
[url= ]buy cheap Zovirax on linebuy Zovirax online [/url]
buy cheap Zovirax fedex overnightZovirax pill
[url= ]buy Zovirax generico onlinebuy cheap Zovirax fast [/url]
cheap Zovirax without prescription overnight deliveryordering buy Zovirax online
[url= ]buying Order Zovirax online without a prescriptionfree Zovirax online [/url]
Zovirax salezovirax side effects
[url= ]risks of buying Find Zovirax onlinecompra buy Zovirax generico online [/url]
buy Zovirax online salesbuy Zovirax online rezeptservice
[url= ]buy online order Find Zoviraxbuy Zovirax sales online specials [/url]
ordering Find Zovirax online scamsFind cheap Zovirax cod
[url=http://seghan.ru/go.php?sid=35][img]http://i066.radikal.ru/1001/38/f22daff34e6d.jpg[/img][/url]
[url=http://usuarios.multimania.es/rbvrwug/]how to order cigarettes online [/url]
buy cigarette cases in buy cigarettes usa what cigarette brands do young people buy
[url=http://membres.multimania.fr/soutyen/]buy cigarettes com [/url]
order disount cigarettes buy cigarettes 18 buy reservation cigarettes
[url=http://membres.multimania.fr/thorwcl/]buy clove cigarettes online [/url]
buy basic cigarettes buy cigarettes best price buy cigarettes from india
[url=http://membres.multimania.fr/ysleehf/]buy exploding cigarettes [/url]
buy cigarettes from kentucky buy cigarettes from europe online where can i buy cigarette
[url=http://membres.multimania.fr/enemgne/]buy cigarettes no [/url]
buy my own cigarettes buying clove cigarette to buy marlboro cigarettes
[url=http://membres.multimania.fr/dnnuctg/]buying cigarettes in ireland [/url]
best place online to buy cigarettes buy cheap cigarettes com camel cigarettes cheap cigarettes buy online
[url=http://utenti.multimania.it/peexcal/]buy euro cigarettes [/url]
buying clove cigarette where do i buy basic cigaretts buy non-fsc cigarettes online
Post a Comment