February 23, 2006

Threatdown

In the spirit of The Colbert Report, I've organized things that generally annoy me into hierarchical categories. Here's the first, and least repugnant, "What sticks in my craw."

Sticks in my craw:
Rosemary-infused Triscuits
Using 'dome-piece' in reference to the head
Mr. Sub not having cheese bread
Mazda's "Zoom Zoom Zoom" ad campaign
Poor typography
The Arcade Fire
Strawberry Zinfandel
Ben Mulroney
The origin of bellybutton lint
Yop, Go-gurt and Yoplait Tubes: Any yogurt not in a cup

Coming next: What gets my goat!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Those olive oil and ho-semary Triscuits are terrible. I love olive oil, and I love rosemary, so they were a huge letdown.

Anonymous said...

Woah Brandon, I didn't know you had a blog! AND, I didn't know WLUSP had a FlickR account! What a concept!! Exclamation!!

I really like the "Zoom zoom" commercials. Maybe because I drive a Mama Pril zoom zoom Mazda van. Plus I think it would be fun to pop into the corner of a screen and whisper "zoom zoom" really freaky-kid-like.

Anonymous said...

i HATE the "zoom zoom" ads! they are the bane of my existence. and as for the yop, go-gurt, et al... it IS like snot in a tube.

Anonymous said...

ben mulroney would take spots 1 to 5 on my list